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Financial Jokes!

Reporters interviewing a 104 year-old woman:
“And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?” the reporter asked.
“No peer pressure,” said the woman.

Managers
If you give some managers an inch, they think they’re a ruler.

Advertising
“Is your advertising getting results?” asked one business owner.
“It sure is,” moaned the second owner. “Last week we advertised for a night watchman … and the next night we were robbed.”

Money
It can buy a House…………But not a Home
It can buy a Bed…………..But not Sleep
It can buy a Clock…………But not Time
It can buy you a Book………But not Knowledge
It can buy you Medicine…….But not Health
It can buy you Sex…………But not Love

So you see money isn’t everything.
And it often causes pain and suffering.
I tell you all this because I am your Friend,
and as your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering.
So send me all your money……….
And I will suffer for you.

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