Joke should to be funny

THERE are classic food jokes, invariably set in a restaurant.
The opening scene has a famished man sipping his piping hot soup, and an overworked waiter. The dialogue goes this way:
Customer: Hey, waiter!
Waiter: Yes, sir?
Customer: What’s this in my chicken noodle soup?
Waiter: Chicken, sir.
Customer: I mean this black Unidentified Flying Object with feet, floating in my [...]

Bisayang Tagalog with Taglish! (This is a saksakan ng sinagol)

SANG araw habang ako ay naglilibang sa bahay ay nahuhuna ko it’s been awhile na diay. Medyo matagal tagal na na hindi ako nag gimik. Parang ang huli kong labas was when I went to the this videoke with my cousin. Oo nga isip ko. Medyo dugay na. Kaya sinabi ko sa aking sarili na [...]