A teacher were lined up children in the cafeteria of a Catholic Elementary School for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apple. The nun made a note, and posted on the Apple tray, “Take only ONE. God is watching.”
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of [...]
June 22, 2008
Categories: Education, Features . Tags: Education, school . Author: Sakura . Comments: 1 Comment
For the past few weeks, I keep my life busy doing things which is not commonly I used to. I woke up early than 8 o’clock in the morning and do some household chores. And by lunch time, I certainly manage to cook or assist my Mom on our food for lunch, do the laundry, [...]
June 19, 2008
Categories: Author's Opinion . Tags: blog, no idea . Author: Sakura . Comments: Leave a Comment
A teacher was giving a lesson a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said; “Now class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.”
“Yes,” the class said.
“Then why is it that [...]
June 15, 2008
Categories: Education, Features . Tags: Education, school . Author: Sakura . Comments: 1 Comment
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade then each to buy a copy of the group picture.
“Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, “There’s Jennifer, she’s a lawyer, or that’s Michael, he’s a doctor.”
A small voice at [...]
June 11, 2008
Categories: Education, Features, Joke Time . Tags: Education, school . Author: Sakura . Comments: 1 Comment
A Sunday School teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to “Honor” thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?”
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, [...]
June 8, 2008
Categories: Features . Tags: Education, school . Author: Sakura . Comments: 2 Comments