School Rumble: Scene 3

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade then each to buy a copy of the group picture.
“Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, “There’s Jennifer, she’s a lawyer, or that’s Michael, he’s a doctor.”
A small voice at [...]

Classic Definitions in Diction-vary

1. Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at the one end and a fool at the other.
2. Marriage: It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelors degree and a woman gains her masters.
3. Divorce: Future tense of marriage.
4. Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the [...]

All time jokes

Inspirational Quotes

= All problems had a solution, If there is no solution, don’t problem it anymore.
= Always remember: If others can do, better do the things for them. Make life easy…
= Not all handsome has girlfriend, some of them has boyfriend.
Our lesson for today is about English
Teacher: Sorry class, I’m late. My mother died three [...]

Sister Aritmetik and Sister Logikal

Sister Aritmetik and Sister Logical were together on there way home late in that evening…
Sister Aritmetik: Sister, there’s a man following us.
Sister Logikal: Yeah, we better run before he could follow us.
Sister Aritmetik: According to my calculations, even though we run as fast as we can, he can follow within 11 minutes.
Sister Logikal: [...]

Prison Vs. Work

In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8×10 cell. At work you spend most of your time in a 6×8 cubicle.
In prison you get 3 meals a day. At work you get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.
In prison you get time for good [...]