Maliit…

Anong tawag sa maliit na goat?????? e di kapirangGOAT!?!?!?!?!heheeh

Ano namang tawag sa maliit na aso???? e di kapirASO!?!?!?!?!hehe

Ano namang tawag sa maliit na duck???… edi panDUCK!?!?!

From: Sister Abby to Sakura

NEMO!

Question: Anong sabi ng bisayang isda sa tagalog na isda?

Answer: Ano nemo? (Ano name mo?) hehe

From: Janice to her friend Ivy

por by por

Isang araw, napadaan si Brenda sa isang parke na biglang napamangha..^

Brenda: “waw! ang pangarap kong kutse” sabay himas at tingin sa mga nakasulat…’4×4’…^

Brenda: “por times por di ba 16…” naghanap sya ng bato para pangsulat dito. dinugtong nya ‘=16’. pagkaraan ay nakita ito ng may-ari..^

May-ari: “anong nangyari dito?!! halos sinira na nya ang pintura ng kotse ko!!”.. kaya gumastos ito pra iparetuke nya ang nagasgasan…sumunod n araw, ^

Brenda: “o? bat nawala ang sinulat ko d2? diba tama naman sagot ko ah” kaya kumuha uli sya ng bato at sinulat muli… kung kaya galit na galit naman ang may-ari nang makita naman ito…^

May-ari: “pisting yawa!! nanaman!!” dahil gagastos naman sya, nagpasya sya na wag nalang ipaayos…kaya sa sumunod na araw,…^

Brenda: “sabi ko na nga ba tama sagot ko e!”……kaya pulot naman ng bato at linagay ng malaking CHECK……bwahahaahahhhahahahaha

Pinoy Jokes!

  1. Totoo ba na kapag nagsimba tuwing SUNDAY, eh parang araw araw na nagsisimba?sagot: Oo, dahil ang sa tagalog ng sun ay araw,ang day ay araw din,kay sunday ay arawaraw.:)
  2. Question:anong fish ang gumagapang? – Answer:e d!!!!E-Fish… – Q:anong kahoy ang hindi maakyat? – A:e d!!!!NAKATUMBA…. – Q:anong puno ang wala sa gubat? – A:e d!!!!RICO PUNO… – Q:anong buto ang hindi tumutubo? – A:BULOK!!!!!
  3. Anong bansa ang puro magaganda?? -U-ganda —- 2. Anong Bansa ang madulas? – Greece —- 3. Anong bansa ang hindi sayo??? – eh di Kenya….
  4. Question: Is this your car? Answer: Otomoto?Q: Is this my car? A: Otokoto?Q: Is this your noodles? A: MikimotoA: KukuninkotoQ: I’ll take this. Q: This is my desk. A: ItodeskoQ: Speechless? A: Wasabe?Q: I have a lot of things to do A: HironakoQ: An ampalaya (bittermelon)? A: KurukurubotQ: What are your thoughts? A: Kuru-kuromo?Q: I am thinking. A: MunimunikoQ: Are you playing the guitar? A: Gigitaraka?Q: Is this your underwear? A: Jakeemoto?Q: Are you annoyed already? A: Iniskanabane?Q: You’re crazy!!! A: Sirauromo!!!Q: You’re drooling!!! A: Turorawayka!!
  5. 1.aspect – pantusok ng yelo 2. backlog – bacon saka egg 3. beehive – magpakatino ka 4. cdrom – tingnan mo ang kwarto 5. city – bago mag-utso 6. cattle – doon nakatila ang hali at leyna 7. debug – ang ipis 8. dedicated – pinatay ang pusa 9. deduct – ang pato 10. defeat – ang paa 11. defense – ang bakod 12. defer – ang balahibo 13. deflate – ang plato 14. defrag – ang palaka 15. delusion – e di maluwag 16. depends – (see defense) 17. deposit – ang gripo 18. depress – nagkasal sa persuading (see persuading) 19. detail – ang buntot 20. detest – ang eksamin 21. devalue – ‘yon ang susunod sa letrang ‘V’ 22. devastation – ‘dun sasakay ng bus 23. devote – ang boto 24. dilemma – brownout, a! 25. effort – ‘dun nagla-land ang efflane 26. forums – apat na kwarto 27. it depends – kainin mo ang bakod 28. july – nagsinungaling ka ba? 29. statue – ikaw ba ‘yan? 30. protestant – tindahan ng prutas. 31. predicate – pakawalan mo ang pusa 32. profit – patunayan mo 33. persuading – unang kasal 34. tenacious – sinusuot sa paa 35. thesis – ito ay 36. torpedo – takot manligaw 37. zoology – ang sayans ng pagtatahi.

No Topic?!?

I don’t know what would be my topic for today…so…I think this flower can help me think what would be my topic then…

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Uhmmm….What would it be?????…uhmmm….What you think?…It helps?

The one I Loved

The guy in the video your going to see (or watching?!?…) is Ken Zhu of F4 (Flower 4, together with Jerry Yan, Vic Zhui and Vaness Wu), from the first time I saw him in the Taiwan hit story “Meteor Garden” , I got a crush on him. Besides of being a most the same figure of my Love Abraham… I like this song for three reasons, third is when I look Ken Zhu on the video He almost look like Abraham (Hehehehhehe…), Second is, Abraham got jealous when I always talk about Ken in the story “Meteor Garden” everytime We meet and talk nonsense things…, i like the way he acts like that!…(sshhhh…), finally my first reason is just simply, I loved it!…the whole package of this video… Hope “He” can see this…”I missed you nah…”


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charing!…

Someone’s saying “Goodbye “

In my daily time routine , It’s surprises me more when I get to know new persons, sees new faces and meets new people for friends. it’s just like… I don’t know what is the exact feeling when I meet new people. It’s just like, I felt great! I met them…

I’m happy, it’s because knowing new ones will make my friends lists more long enough.

It makes me feel surprise! As a seldom friendly person, I don’t have enough guts to approach or mingles another person/s if and only if I don’t know them (I do approach to my friends..the people whom I know and know me in return…). hay…

And it’s just like a I haven’t notice that each passing days as everyday passes by. I couldn’t be able to know if the person/s I met before is/are here then with me.

Just a blink of an eye and their are gone!

I hate seeing people saying “Goodbye, see you soon!..”, it hurts me so much. It’s tearing up my heart when I see people crying because their one of their friends or loved ones needs to go somewhere or gone forever…hmmm.

hay…I’m just writing this nonsense, it’s because there something inside of me that I don’t know… what’s the reason/s…It’s just I’m feeling this right now. I want to cry out loud and tell the world to know that I’m sad.

Why is it people needs to meet another and they’re going to leave you in the end?

People just come and go. I guess, we haven’t know where they’re going in and gone in our side.

It’s so sad.