Pinoy Jokes!part4- The pResiDenTiabLeS

Erap’s Prayer

Gambling father
who art in jueteng
hakot be thy name
thy kickback come
thy wealth be done,
in Wack-Wack as it is in San Juan .
Give me this day
My daily bribe
And conceal all my sins
As I conceal those who sin along with me
And if I am Led into temptation
Deliver me from criticism
For mine is the country,
its power, and its money
forever and ever. Amen.

Response:

Aba Ginoong Estrada
Napupuno ka ng kwarta
Ang panginoon ng jueteng ay sumasaiyo
Bukod kang pinagpala sa lahat ng bobo
At pinagpala ka naman ng kay raming
kulasisi mo.

Erap’s Mi ultimo Adios

Mi parte de jueteng wala na.
Mis compadres y lords nabuking na.
Los mansiones de mis
queridas ini-imbistiga
Mis amigos de la Camara el
ultimo pagasa. wabert

GMA and Erap

GMA: Ano bang hinahanap mo dyan sa 3 in 1 coffee mo at kanina ka pa silip nang silip dyan?
Erap: Hinahanap ko yung libreng asukal! May nakasulat kasi na “Sugarfree.”
GMA: Bobo! Banda yun!

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3 Comments

  1. patok yung last joke!hahahaha! mas grabe talaga si gloria! marami na rin gloria jokes. sna magpost ka pa!

    ingatz. di ako masyado nakakapagpost ngayon.

  2. hello ganjasinta- mapili kasi ako sa mga jokes na ipino-post ko…mahirap na baka masyado na ring below the belt ang iba…
    salamat sa pagdaan…

    magpost ka rin…bakit naman di kana nakakapagpost?…

    hope to read more comments…

    Salamat! Ingats din poh kayo…

  3. hahaha..matawa naman ako dun sa dasal…
    napadaan lang at nakibasa=)
    nice blog=)


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