Prison Vs. Work

In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8×10 cell. At work you spend most of your time in a 6×8 cubicle.

In prison you get 3 meals a day. At work you get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.

In prison you get time for good behavior. At work you get rewarded for your good behavior with more work.

In prison you can watch TV and play games. At work you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

In prison a guard locks, opens and closes all doors for you. At work you must carry around a security card, lock and open all doors all by yourself.

In prison you get your own toilet. At work you have to share. In prison they allow you to visit your family and friends. At work you can’t even speak to family and friends.

In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers, with no work required. At work, you get paid all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

In prison you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out. At work you spent most of your time wanting to get out and inside bars.

In prison you can join many programs that you ca leave at any time. At work there are some programs you can never ge out of.

In prison there are wardens who are often sadistic and psychotic. At work we call them managers!

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4 Comments

  1. Ayos – gusto mo na bang pakulong? πŸ™‚

  2. No!…I didn’t say that…I had just some comparison in contrast to the two subject…ayaw ko makulong…wag naman po… πŸ˜‰

  3. oo nga naman!!!
    hahahah!
    nice post!

  4. ‘In prison you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out. At work you spent most of your time wanting to get out and inside bars.’

    -Parehas lang yun eh….


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