All time jokes

Inspirational Quotes

= All problems had a solution, If there is no solution, don’t problem it anymore.

= Always remember: If others can do, better do the things for them. Make life easy…

= Not all handsome has girlfriend, some of them has boyfriend.

Our lesson for today is about English

Teacher: Sorry class, I’m late. My mother died three years ago, and she’s dead. (Whaaat???)


Teacher: Class, I want you to watch Sex Scenes.

Class: What?! Teacher!

Teacher: What’s wrong? It’s a beautiful film starring Bros Welles! (Bruce Willis)

Class: Aahh, Sixth Sense!


Teacher: What is your name?

Student: Dell.

Teacher: What is your old? (maybe she meant how old are you?)


Teacher to Students: Okay, form two straight circles and find your height alphabetically!


Teacher to Students: Okay class, It’s time to go home. Form a line and pass out slowly.


Angry Teacher to Student: I want you to bring your Father and your Mother, especially your parents. Understood?! Bring them tomorrow in front of me, right here, right now!


Teacher to Students: What do you take my subject for?! granted?


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