School Rumble: Scene 5

A teacher were lined up children in the cafeteria of a Catholic Elementary School for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apple. The nun made a note, and posted on the Apple tray, “Take only ONE. God is watching.”

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”

–nice try….hahahahah…

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No Idea

For the past few weeks, I keep my life busy doing things which is not commonly I used to. I woke up early than 8 o’clock in the morning and do some household chores. And by lunch time, I certainly manage to cook or assist my Mom on our food for lunch, do the laundry, house cleaning etcetera and so on by the dinner. As I do those things, it makes me feel that it isn’t easy to stay in house and do the chores. Although the chores is commonly repeated by day by day but then it is too difficult to manage.

I have no idea how my mother do all the chores all by herself. Maybe she keep herself busy that is why almost all unnecessary things which is not intended to do she probably do it.

So as I, eventhough I have my work at night, still I manage to help and be able to learn on the things which I haven’t necessarily stick into. Doing those household chores makes a lot of sweat but fun. More sweaty because of the tirely things you haven’t usually do, sweep the floor, do dish washing, watering plants, do the laundry, cooking and etcetera, makes all your sweat glands bleeds into. Fun! because I have my Mom who’s catering me what to do and it is a big help for me.

I have no idea that in a single period of time, I do learned those things. I salute my Mom on that! She made herself a good model to me.

That’s the thing why I haven’t do some entry on my blog in this case. Aside that I wasn’t be able to work with my other job, which I was commonly online. I keep myself busy in my teaching career and trying to seek some good and better job to be work on.

I have no idea where I begin…

School Rumble: Scene 4

A teacher was giving a lesson a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said; “Now class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.”

“Yes,” the class said.

“Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn’t run into my feet?”

A little fellow shouted, “’cause your feet ain’t empty.”

–Hahhahahha

School Rumble: Scene 3

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade then each to buy a copy of the group picture.

“Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, “There’s Jennifer, she’s a lawyer, or that’s Michael, he’s a doctor.”

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, “And there’s the teacher, She’s dead.”

–Uhmm…bad small voice it is…

School Rumble: Scene 2

A Sunday School teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to “Honor” thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?”

Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, “Thou shall not kill.”

School Rumble: Scene 1

A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of her children while they were in drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied. “I’m drawing God.”

The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what God looks like.”

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, ” They will in a minute. ”